Raged Cows ©™®

18 Raged Cows were raging on the street.
They were looking for sheep to beat.
Something wooly and white appeared.
"It's the Giant White Beard."
You could almost hear the stupid cow saying,
But the Priest Cow for her was praying.
The Raged Cows knew it was just some sheep
And they stomped on them with a single leap.
All day and all knight thay feasted,
Not knowing the sheep were infested
With the Mad Cow Disease.
One said: "Pass the salt, please."
The cows were so mad that they couldn't tell
The difference between a sheep and a bell.
So they ate the white cow and a bean.
Can you guess? They were only 17.