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1 Lonely Cow was sitting on a bench.
But this cow didn't come from a ranch.
She grew up a tree.
There she was happy.
Untill she fell into sadness.
Amazing! She was blinded by darkness.
She almost died of hunger.
Although horrified she felt a lot of anger.
But anger leads to rage and rage leads to madness.
It's a good thing she didn't infest Loch Ness.
Soaking wet she sang a song about a gong.
Then she dried up in the sun too long.
She worried a lot for a friend.
Her luck turn from bad to good in the end,
'Cause a big pot of gold she had got,
But she spent it drinking a lot.
She was poor now, but very lucky as you know,
Because she met Gauss and played in a dramatic show.
Soon she was famous, but fame is a lot of bullshit.
So before she knew it she was drunk on the street.
She turned to religion for help. So she worshiped Satan.
Good thing she didn't worship Clayton.
She was disabled because she sold her soul to him
But was cured by a magic drink or so it may seem.
With all her experiences she was a perfect cow.
Nothing was so perfect before, untill now.
She wanted to conquer heaven. She couldn't. She was too old and tired.
So she took her only friend left and they retired.
Soon she left her old friend for something new,
But she found out she had nothing to do.
And now lonely she sits on the bench,
The all coloured cow that din't come from a ranch.
The clouds cracked and it started to rain.
She stood up, turned and saw a great big empty plain.
It was empty but for her 24 dead friends.
She was so happy to see them that she joined them. This is the end.