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5 Disabled Cows were rolling down the highway on wheelchairs.
They flew out of the road, into the forest where they met pink bears.
The bears had sharp claws, pointy teeth and grey hats.
They were angry and mad, so they beat up the cows with bats.
A man named Herman said: "I will cure you!"
But only if you drink Mountain Dew™.
They asked about this magic drink.
They found out that it was worse than water from the sink.
They took a glass, walked through a door.
The greenish-yellowish cow was alergic, died and they are 4.