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24 Sad Cows were eating cheese.
One said: "Pass the salt, please."
Another answered: "I can't, I'm going to bed
Because you make me feel sad."
This sad cow fell asleep
And someone put a knife in deep.
She was sad with the knife in her back
So she told the others to give her a snack.
The red cow gave her a poisoned egg.
She ate it, but she was still sad and she broke her leg.
As she died in pain,
The other cows wondered why did it rain?
"Whose is the knife?" we ask.
It was the Killer Cow wearing a mask.
So the cows looked amazed at the tree,
They didn't realize they were only 23.