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8 Famous Cows were drinking a lot.
All day they played "Park-a-Lot".
One day as they were walking around, 
By a mad fan they were found.
He was carrying a shotgun,
He was looking for some fun.
So he blew the ochre cow's brains in the sky
And they flew up, up, very high.
The cow fell like a stone,
The others were talking on the phone
To call Gauss to ask for money,
But he was dead: he drowned in honey.
For the next month they drank & drank
Until they were broke and met Frank.
He was very, very drunk and very, very dizzy.
He started to count the cows, to keep himself busy:
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, ..., 11!"
But we can tell you they were only 7.