Unlucky Cows ©™®

13 Unlucky cows were walking on a street.
The metallic burgundy cow saw a black cat, tripped and broke her feet.
As they were going to check their mail,
A piano fell and cut the feetless cow's tail.
How lucky she ain't!
A bucket fell on her head full of golden paint.
A hunter came and the golden horns he saw
And cut them down with a rusty old saw.
A comet came and cut her head down.
The others found a 4 leaf clover, so they went to town.
There they met with an elf
Who told them how lucky of them to be 12.