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16 Wet Cows were singing in the rain.
Here comes the song again,
But with a little change in the words.
I can't think of a rhyme. Let's go forwards.
"We are 16 Wet Cows singing a song
About a rabbit that hit a gong.
But he hit it wrong
Because his ears are very long
And he isn't very strong.
Gong, gong, gong, gong, gong,
This song is long-
Er, we tried to knock the gong
But we played ping-pong.
The navy blue cow was hit by the gong.
This is very wrong
Because as can be seen,
We are only 15."